I stopped reading when I got to the open carry bit because it is absolutely pathetic that you haven’t taken the 2 seconds to research what legal open carry actually constitutes. This is not even coming from a huge 2nd amendment advocate.

People don’t like quitters or the if you can’t beat em join em mentality. Part of the reason sports are so entertaining is because it really is enjoyable to watch hard work and determination translate into success before our eyes. It’s captivating on a deeper level to watch players or a team overcome obstacles on…

And boom goes the ammonium nitrate

“Still waiting for that video, Alanis”

“Everything is legal as long as it’s in the public’s interests” - Gawker.

Enjoy your bugs, poors.

His people were probably just lazy and sent the normal tour rider and contract even though it was for an abbreviated show.

Are you sure this isn’t just a video of an asian parking?

I let a top 10 NFL draft pick be in all my group projects in high school. He needed to raise his grades so he wouldn’t get stuck in juco. Wound up going to my college’s rival and murdering us. Fuck him.

Next you’re going to tell me docs shouldn’t have drained old Washington of his bad blood!

I love how you’ve outsourced your facebook live responsibilities to a video game. Genius.

“Look at me, I’m Melody Lee

And boom goes the dynamite

Looks like the unfinished Target on the corner of Sunset and Western. Now it’s even more unfinished.

Maybe he should try milking him next time

He traveled

Here’s the thing. Just because you find some legal loophole allowing you to bypass a bunch of taxes and regulation doesn’t mean you’re some genius who now is entitled to exploit said loophole in perpetuity. Law adapts, that’s how it works. You can’t be so butthurt about it.

I can fap to this

The cajon. Anyone who plays one (mostly hipsters now) is a grade A douchebag. All cajons should be rigged with strong batteries to instantly electrocute anyone who sits on one.

How fun can it be to assemble if they expect it to be on the road in only two hours? Hell it takes me that long just to change my car’s brake pads (because I suck).