The EPA’s not going to let this slide.

Is this where we get to see all the outtakes of Chris Evans losing his shit?

If there’s one thing Detroit fans will support, it’s dog shit product. #Lions

My dad has MLS.

I hope this won’t effect his ability to point out what his teammates are doing wrong...

Counetrpoint - No, they do not.

There is a lot to unpack here.

none of those runners looked like the were on track to stand on the podium. Someone should have looped back around and donkey punched the little shit.

D-Mo falling on the ground is the best defense the Rockets have played all year.

Not to be confused with a Prius, which IS a heated shoebox.

Your cat will love it!

Whatever, you just don’t understand millennials.

My brain also hates when I show up to a buddy’s bachelor party but it’s at his fiance’s parents’ house and his little sister and hi fiance and all his fiance’s dumb friends are there, then we play phone games and watch baseball on TV. My brain gets even angrier the next day when it’s wondering why we’re picking fruits…

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

“Success beyond the ark?” deserves more love.

“I can answer any of your stupid questions.” - Curt Shilling

I don’t understand what the reporter was getting at? A flood of threes? Threes raining down?When it rains it pours? Success beyond the ark?

Let’s see him drink his way out of prison like he did the NFL!