Sucking a drone into your engine may not result in injury, but it does cause a lot of rather expensive repairs to the turbine blades. If it passes out through the bypass section your looking at replacing several blades and possibly some stator sections. Normally you replace the damaged blade and the one on the disk…

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

considering the guy who hit me while I was on my motorcycle got out and admitted to me, his mother, God, and anyone who would listen that he was looking at his phone and not around him, at least viscerally I see the point in laws like this.

Thank you, Sarah Rowles. And take note big leaguers, because after seeing this, no one will settle for the pre-Rowlesian version ever again.

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

Whatever Happened To Johnny Fucking Football?

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.

“I hate you, fence!”

Worked with Dale Earnhardt.

Thanks for stopping by, Simmons.

And to think I doubted it when Sam Hinkie said he’d land on his feet

I’m assuming there will be a highlight reel of every shot he took in this game set to Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”. Get on it, Burke.

I’m going to be honest: I honestly thought that Deadspin would refuse to acknowledge that this 50 point/60 shot game happened.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

After the way Deadspin was shitting on Kobe all day, who destroyed a Gawker media outlet more: Kobe or Hulk Hogan?

...and when Pau was the best player on those Grizzlies teams, they never won a playoff game. Pau is a great player, and I love him, but let’s not pretend that he was the best player on those championship Laker squads.

Well, you tried. They can’t all be hits.

No, this is more like the police having a warrant to search a suspect’s workplace locker that’s locked up with a padlock, and having to use bolt cutters because the suspect’s employer doesn’t have a key and the lock manufacturer decided to make some bullshit point by refusing to provide one.