There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

considering the guy who hit me while I was on my motorcycle got out and admitted to me, his mother, God, and anyone who would listen that he was looking at his phone and not around him, at least viscerally I see the point in laws like this.

Thank you, Sarah Rowles. And take note big leaguers, because after seeing this, no one will settle for the pre-Rowlesian version ever again.

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

Whatever Happened To Johnny Fucking Football?

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.

“I hate you, fence!”

Worked with Dale Earnhardt.

Thanks for stopping by, Simmons.

And to think I doubted it when Sam Hinkie said he’d land on his feet

I’m assuming there will be a highlight reel of every shot he took in this game set to Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”. Get on it, Burke.

I’m going to be honest: I honestly thought that Deadspin would refuse to acknowledge that this 50 point/60 shot game happened.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

After the way Deadspin was shitting on Kobe all day, who destroyed a Gawker media outlet more: Kobe or Hulk Hogan?

...and when Pau was the best player on those Grizzlies teams, they never won a playoff game. Pau is a great player, and I love him, but let’s not pretend that he was the best player on those championship Laker squads.

Well, you tried. They can’t all be hits.

Oh fuck you you pretentious whiney bitch. So because the sjw circle jerk told you to be offended by the word thug now it’s racist. Maybe you’re the racist one for assuming thug with black people. Go back to the fucking Gawker slime wad you came from.

The average new car price in this country is just over $33,000. At thousands less for a hand-built British exotic car that was more than five times that amount when new, I’d call that dirt cheap.