Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Grille-less is good, but you have to design a car from the ground up to have no grille. e.g.:

Yea I’m literally still in bed, sorry.

“Challenge accepted.” — Johnny Manziel

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

GREEN AND BOLD UNTIL I DIE AND FOLD

What must Steve do?

I’m not saying he thought Smith was the former cop; it’s just way too coincidental that Smith had dinner with this guy the same night. Maybe Hayes thought Smith was another former cop. Who knows without getting into a lot of conjecture. But no way is this solely a traffic altercation, I'm thinking.

So the same night, Smith has dinner with a former police captain who was a defendant in a lawsuit stemming from the death of Hayes’s father. (The out-of-court settlement of that suit, one must assume, paid for the Hummer - but did it satisfy any sense of justice in Hayes’s mind?) Immediately you have to wonder if the…

Always highlight truthers.

Oh wow! Like a lot of people, I quickly read the headline and my mind immediately jumped to the other Will Smith, the relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.

Agreed. Did you ever think you would be breaking down high school women’s soccer on an April Saturday morning with an internet stranger? Me neither.

Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.

Going to the bear spa certainly looks more relaxing than what I’ve seen of seal clubbing.

Bear Spa - Ursa Minors Must Be Accompanied.

nobody cares when national geographic puts a camera in a bathroom, but when i do it suddenly i’m a fucking ‘pervert’ and a ‘criminal’

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

They triple filter it to get Coors Light.

In defense of the “idiot cop,” he had recently dealt with two pedestrian fatalities in the area. Maybe he actually takes the whole “protect and serve” thing seriously.