What? No! Sad Mazdaspeed3 is now sad.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

I’ve sent 3am drunk texts to ex-girlfriends that are less awkward and embarrassing than this.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

Page 9 just says “The Aristocrats!”

RIP 6-76ers

Hinkie pulled off a con Frank Abagnale would be proud of

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

He’s gone through more ligaments than gloves.

No, it’s not okay. What about all the other businesses that could be if the taxes weren’t so high? Setting taxes high and then making tax break deals is just a mechanism to say who can and who cannot have a business within a government’s territory without admitting that’s what it is.

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

hella stanced?

Still grill-less but with some surface detail.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

Jesus, and I thought I got irationally upset by trivial shit.