I DON’T THINK I LIKE YOUR TONE, BROTHER

This has to top the “Best sports stories written by women in 2016"

It’s missing something.

Anyone else secretly hoping it looks like this...

In store reservations start today at 10ish and the online ones don’t start until tonight when the presser starts. So there people will technically get in front of the online orders.

Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Kerry Glen told the AP that the reason is Reyes’ wife isn’t cooperating.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

HEY!! What is Gawker Media’s take on this post vis-a-vis the “Hogan Verdict”. Does Young have an expectation of privacy in his home/hotel which is 1) being violated by D’Angelo Russell, and 3) Gawker media and others are now violating by posting it online?

Oh look, there’s no image of the new car yet. Read the captions.

I mean, it didn’t sound like women wouldn’t be allowed in the rest of the train, just that there’d be a car that’d just be for women.

Tavarish is going to be disappointed. This didn’t do nearly enough damage structurally to make them a good buy for the price of a Camry.

“Hmmm, I think I may back my Maybach into a Maybach."

Go back to Goop, Pepper Potts.

VW be like: They burn clean!

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Pulling off this bicycle kick,

Looks like Greg Olsen’s three-point stance