Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Those rock formations are more attractive.

No, this is because of hatred and evil. I believe in God, I have several friends who believe in different gods and guess what? We all get along and care for one another. The lack of value for human life and a desire to rule over people with fear is what caused this, not a simple difference in ideology.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Yeah... a fabulous strike, but “flat out crushes”? We were just starting to forget about bicycle-gate, billy.

A better bicycle kick I’ve never seen.

I don’t think any of these players’ negative outcomes are predetermined until the second they sign with the Browns.

Tennis players like Henin and Clijsters have talked about the difficulty of sports and kids and how they’re at odds (Henin retired and ended a glittering career early to have children). Players and ex-players like Heather Watson and Annabel Croft have talked about the difficulty of playing tennis on their period.

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

Why, exactly? This reeks of “Fuck anyone with more than me.”

Why? It’s a fixed incentive that’s intended to encourage buyers to buy electric. Income or msrp should have nothing to do with it. More electric cars is only a good thing, especially since California has relatively cleanly produced electricity.

Because if the choice is between a Tesla and something equally expensive, an incentive to buy the electric vehicle is supposed to help the environment. However, since people have a hate-boner for anyone who makes more money than they do, then the environment takes a back seat to their agenda.

Not Doug DeMurano?

I also thought about that, but I also thought if Sidibe is cool with it, or doesn’t see it that way, I’m not going to shit on her about it. Like, maybe her view on the situation is completely different and forcing her to see her presence as an insult is also very insulting? I don’t know!

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

He had the cursed locker, which means this is really all about the Browns. They brought this shit to Baltimore with them, man.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.