I think I counted 9. 3 on each people-pannier (best thing I can come up with), the driver one in the driver’s lap, and one in the traditional passenger seat. May be more though.

March Madness! Teenagers missing 12-foot jumpers and blowing layups, while Dick Vitale screams at you! The single shittiest, most overrated event in sports.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that John Fox and his staff weren’t able to find a good use for a quality player and got rid of him rather than use him in his true capacity.

Well, I can tell you one thing that has changed. Serious students pursuing degrees in hard sciences have to study in locked rooms so that BLM people will not barge in and scream at them. And the environment on campus is like that in China in the early days of the Cultural Revolution. At any time you could find…

A Sea King for $14,000? Fuck Yeah!

Only the second-most humiliating thing attached to Hogan that Gawker has published

In a similar vein, Yale’s Mens BBall teams Ivy Championship rings read “Implied Consent”

Even Donald Trump’s daughter is involved in the family business. Reevaluate yourself when Donald Trump has better views of women than you.

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

“You can’t race if there is no earth to race on.”

...“you’re not that good” is an incredibly weak insult.

If ever there was a time for a cop to fucking off someone it was here.

-1 white blood cell

Just more evidence that Charlie Villanueva is a cancer on the league.

This story is too normal to be reported on by Deadspin. Are there pics of one of them hitting someone in the balls?

I’m no expert, but it looks like she may need three helmets.

Why would use a shitload of electricity to extract energy for another source and create hydrogen while you can just store that electricity directly in a battery ? It’s just as silly as making fuel from corn.