Your own.

it’s probably her job to attract that hostility. nothing riles up the ‘white moderates’ like a threat to the ‘precious flower of white womanhood’.

Ivanka, girl, why do you bother trying to be hip and cool? The insults fly every time you do. Why do you keep trying so hard?

His tweets mystify me!

The amount of butt hurt responding to Mark Hamill’s tweet is astounding. 

They do everything INXS. 

I get the impression that someday Miley will run for office as a Republican.

Also, I know I am late to the greatest prank contest, but here goes:

I’m going to date myself here, but it was the late 70's and I was a late bloomer and the tall and long legged girls were getting all of the attention. I bought a pair of platform donut hole platform heels (this they were wood?) and thought I looked super hot and TALL with my denim skirt and shirt.

They threatened to sue the school?!?! After he was talking about shooting it up?!?! AND THEY LET HIM COME BACK?!?!?

*sue

My teenagers already had their ALICE drills at the start of the school year (Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate).

I was banned from posting fake recipes on allrecipes as Betty Humpter with extremely questionable ingredients (Canadian Goose Deviled Eggs) and Circus Peanut Surprise. I had entirely too much fun making up shit. 

Lmfao. You’re bonkers. I love it. People are out there with sticky hair and no highlights.

That is the best compliment I have ever received.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

My mother-in-law is a very polite nice person. Last year, my wife and I bought a house with big garden. I am from the city and know nothing about flowers. My MIL loves gardening. She asked us if she could plant some stuff in the yard. I said, “Sure. Do whatever you want. I don’t care.”