Children don’t need night time skincare routines. Which is probably why that appears so fake. Lol.

*after all the outstanding secured and unsecured debt is satisfied and law enforcement takes all of his remaining property via civil asset forfeiture.  So they will probably get about $7.25 each but will have to pay about $30,000 in legal fees to get that $7.25. 

oof. He does look like a Trump in that photo :(

NOPE

that’s exactly how i describe my son.

It’s totally cool and normal to have a President incapable of coherent thoughts about his immediate family.

trump brain status:

I blame a Pearson education. they’re purposely trying to educate towards idiocy. 

Holy shit...didn't even notice that! Must be a Texas meme I swiped.

You’re is a contraction of you and are. Your is the possessive of you.

While both are equally horrible (one might argue that the riffle thing is slightly more horrible), I’m still confuse with America’s stand of; sex is evil, violence is good. Even in fiction.

Illegal to send a dick pic. But bring your assault rifle anywhere you want. Texas.

unsolicited dick pic

I’m in general agreement with you, but I will say, I think the $500 stroller at least began as an urban thing for utilitarian reasons. They’ve become suburban status symbols now, but I think there’s absolutely a reason to get a $500 stroller for many urban parents.

I can think of $130,000.00 reasons she would. 

I can think of 130,000 reasons.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

My kids are teens now, too. Both will be off to college in 3 short years, in fact! It was pretty fantastic being just-poor-enough to stay at home with them, but not so poor that we had to honestly struggle. Lots of free-cleanings at the dental school, and wic checks back in the day, but it’s been a long time since…