Your own.

Also, I know I am late to the greatest prank contest, but here goes:

I’m going to date myself here, but it was the late 70's and I was a late bloomer and the tall and long legged girls were getting all of the attention. I bought a pair of platform donut hole platform heels (this they were wood?) and thought I looked super hot and TALL with my denim skirt and shirt.

EXACTLY.

*sue

My teenagers already had their ALICE drills at the start of the school year (Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate).

I was banned from posting fake recipes on allrecipes as Betty Humpter with extremely questionable ingredients (Canadian Goose Deviled Eggs) and Circus Peanut Surprise. I had entirely too much fun making up shit. 

This sums it up...

I'm lucky if I get mine to brush their teeth.

NOPE

We adopted 2 feral cats over 12 years ago and tried to make them indoor only for the reasons listed above. No dice! They were born mousers and now act as natural rodent control, especially near our chicken coop (where chicken feed can attract mice). They do not kill birds. They love our hens. This is Buttercup(Sicilian…