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Right?! That was a memorable one...

While on vacation at a remote island on the Canada border, we found many awesome mushrooms. We named them Maxipad mushrooms. Irony is a bitch as my 13 year-old daughter got her 1st period the next day...we had one emergency pad to offer her (and plenty of mushrooms!) Had to take the boat into town and walked half a…

We fostered an unadoptable pointer that was returned to the rescue 4 times for running away. We adopted him and he walks perfectly with his harness and leash. He escaped our fenced-in yard several times by digging under or headbutting the posts. He even ate the wood on the gate to get out. We have since reinforced the…

She challenges her to a vagina-off???

Not at all! I am a hobby farmer and work in healthcare. Just ate the most beautiful sunburst tomatoes and blackberries from my garden! I am speaking from personal experience about farting from sugar alcohols added to processed food.

It's the sugar alcohols that cause eyelash curling farts: https://www.livestrong.com/article/279684-the-effect-of-atkins-bars-on-a-low-carb-diet/

So is it Forever 21 BMI??

My 16 year-old daughter gets paid $20 an hour ($150 each day) to watch 3 demonically possessed little boys. They have broken windows and several flat screen tvs with previous sitters.

Bt it didn't kill her! She is like a Bionic Chicken at this point (Nuggs also survived a dog attack years ago). Chickens heal remarkably well. She has been laying eggs still despite her injuries.

Apologies...I am elbow deep in disgusting stuff all day and it doesn’t faze me but most people don't want to see that. And I thought you said KFC not JFC😂.

This pretty much sums up my life right now

***random chicken post***

Tom Robbins was my fav in college- Skinny Legs and All.

Add “married” to the list.

I have 3 teenagers and a traditional family unit. Kids need love and stability to thrive. It can come from 2 parents, 1 parent, 4 parents, relatives.  When my son was younger, he came home from a baseball practice so excited because his friend had 3 dads and he thought that kid was the luckiest one on earth and he was…