He should have named one Chris P. Bacon.

That sounds delicious!

I am happy exhausted from gardening today. I bought 4 blueberry bushes from NJ and these colors...nature is art.

I wish she had a literary name, but she is named for where she was found: living in a basement window well (with her sister Laverne) in South Philly. We got them from a rescue almost 13 years ago. 

Shirley just has a resting bitchface. Here she is after saving our chicken Waffles from a hawk. She is a badass mofo.

Meet Shirley. Survivor of the Dryer incident of 2018. This snaggletoothed beauty took a warm dryer ride on a snowy winter day for about 10 min (I thought the thumping was snow boots) and was overheated and PISSED, but came out fine and smelling Spring Fresh. She rewarded me for saving her life by peeing on my pillow.

My lettuces are straight up art this season.

When I was in college in the late 80's, I worked in the mall at the beauty counter of a high end cosmetic line. I was 18 and barely wore lip gloss but the money was great (commission) and the artist in me loved makeovers and playing with colors.

Seriously! Fucking vapes with their fruitylicious flavors marketing to kids. My kids grew up with non-smoking parents and most places banning smoking and then we get this Made in China crap that we don’t even know what’s in it thrown in as a whammy.

Damn. I have 3 teens, 2 are in high school and both athletes. They don’t vape. Their high school is very large and supposedly (according to my kids) there are 2 bathrooms where kids go to vape (and the teachers don’t really care). That’s it.

I am a working from home mom and the kids are officially off school TODAY. I volunteered at 8am to run a fundraiser camp for the HS soccer team, got home in time to attend the BS Monday meeting, got my work shit done while watering my garden, feeding the animals, walking the animals, and kids in the neighborhood over A…

“Added up, Trump alone made anywhere from $6.7 million to $10.7 million in 2018. As a handy reminder, the median income for women in the U.S. is $41,912.”

Justin Timberlake:

RIP Grumpy Cat. I'm more of a Metallicat fan

I came here to say this!