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Now if you’ll please excuse me, I’d rather express my old dog’s anal glands followed by feeding my chickens off my bare feet then continue this conversation about GASSING CHILDREN.

I don’t know...maybe the drug cartels in Mexico and Tijuana that extort money from desperate shoeless people are worse than the violence in their homeland?

Yup! The world’s wealthiest and most powerful country gassing women and children for the crime of trying to flee lives of abject violence and poverty

Anybody feeling great again?

Merry Fucking Christmas

Here’s the turkey they should have served at your Thanksgiving:

Me too! Here's one of my green eyed ladies.

Make Turkeys Ride Again!!

That is awful. I do not have allergies but would never want anyone to get sick from a simple meal and try to accomodate everyone.

“Brown River”

**Crazy chicken lady here** I have a dozen or so pet chickens that we raise for their eggs.

The rescue said they are only 6 weeks. My teenager has a group of friends over now and they could be doing questionable things but are feeding the littles and giving them lots of love. We already found them great homes. The kids named them after Bob’s Burgers characters...Tina, Louise, Bob. We already have two adult…

Eww to the land of the super models. My husband tells me that models get jobs because everything looks better on the hanger. 

Stars gor the strawberry pretzel salad! My mom used to make that all the time. It is so yummy! Now I want it too.

Love you for this kindness to animals! We also found ourselves with 3 itty bitty kitties that were shivering in a tire behind my husband’s work

Haha! My first newsletter might have coffee and wine stains all over it and contain a ridiculous amount of Eggs-for-Dinner! recipes. Plus an abundant amount of beautiful chicken photography because I take more pictures of my birds than my own children.

I don’t expect anyone to cater to my personal life choices. That’s why I got out and did my own thing. Which was the point of my comment...

I found myself not liking the Lean In message. At all. I’m more of a fight-or flight type person and when things weren’t clicking with the work/family balance, I got the fuck out of the corporate world.

Her UNDERWEAR was evidence??!! Avoiding panty lines is not a crime. What.the.actual.fuck.