I work from home and have always hungry teenagers and appreciate any timesaving tips to make homemade meals. My pulled pork is legendary. Soups are amazing. But I can't figure out my Instant Pot...I prefer the crock pot. Just a slow and steady turtle cooker here, different strokes (and appliances) for different folks.…

I only came here to say that I’ve always referred to him as John Cougar Menstrualcramp.

I came here to say this too about hot pho with jalepenos! It’s magic for congestion and tastes oh so good. Mmmm pho. I want some now for breakfast.

Amen! I have 3 rescue dogs that drag me around the 3 mile loop of our neighborhood every morning. If I don’t walk them, I get sad eye stares and god forbid I put shoes on and they do their walkies freak out. They will also wrestle each other so loudly (I work from home) that it sounds like a porno when I’m on calls. 

Since we are sharing our dirty laundry, here is my pleeb fridge that feeds 3 never-full teenagers (one even packed her lunch the night before!) and we use these things called glasses when we want a drink. Our schools around here actively encourage reusable water bottles and have bottle refilling stations (with…

It’s Goose!

You would think, but we can only really pet him on the head otherwise he bolts away abruptly. We really fon't know what he went througg. He had a rough start in life and lived in 3 different states (and kept getting dumped at shelters) before we fostered him (and failed). WHO'S A GOOD BOY NOW?!

It is so so common and no one wants to talk about it. Please mourn and talk all you want here. (I have 3 kids and had 2 miscarriages). Everyone wants to forget, but you never do.

One of my 3 gooner dogs.

Same. I am the one with the orbs around me in pictures, my middle daughter as well. I love history and dream of living in an old stone farmhouse and have gone with realtors to look at dream houses, but always find rooms that I know have spirits or just feelings of pin picks on my neck, sometimes getting the wind…

I would rather eat great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts in a room full of angry bees than anywhere near Bannon.

She kinda walked off the stage. I was waiting for a more dramatic accident, like in ice skating (which I enjoy watching...for the falls).

Crickets. You can buy tons of them at the pet store.

He was a complete prick and deserved burning balls! Her ex was really into running (and that was his excuse to go on “long runs”) and wore those compression socks that he used to flip out if she put them in the dryer. So we took one and put it inside the gas tank of his car, so it would show there was still gas even…

My sister also rubbed Ben-Gay in the crotch of her ex-husband’s underwear. She screenshot the furious texts of his questioning her laundry skills and she told him he prolly had an STD from being a manwhore...pretty sure we peed our pants on that one! 

Return them covered in cat piss and sardine juice. Fuck the guilt.

Sending positive baby vibes your way! How exciting...listen to your body, it knows more than every person that will give you advice. 

I’m 47 and my kids think it’s hysterical to sneak up underwater while in the ocean and pinch my ankles. I scream bloody murder!

Beautiful Fall day for pumpkin picking! Didn't take the chickens long to find and eat said pumpkins. Assholes.

My sister was supposed to babysit when I was 5 years-old (she was 16) so she took me to Drive-In movie to see JAWS when it first came out. Scarred me for life! I also feared a shark coming through drains in pools and refused to step foot in the ocean that summer. My Dad knew of my fear and called my name while he was…