Cooking classes! I moved to the boonies with my boyfriend (now my husband) and went to a darling little farm house twice a week and made new friends.

That’s why we need kids to look out for ond another. They started these programs in middle school and all of my kids find them their most enjoyable school activities.

I feel like we are all this fucking cat right now.

Cat bliss

My son! He’s 17 and his homecoming dance is tonight. He broke up with his girlfriend this summer after dating 2 years (she cheated and broke his heart) and he’s on the soccer and football team (kicker) and active with AHA-Athletes Helping Athletes (a great organization!).

This cat is my spirit animal right now.      On my last fuck to give😂

“I think the only danger is we lose sight of the pervasiveness of the problem. I don’t want us to believe that people who assault others are special. It turns out that they are less special than frankly, I would like them to be. It’s just too common.”

Fred Douglass just did a facepalm.

His goalie gloves are probably loaded up with sticky grip so a belly rub that any normal person would give to a submissive dog might be a hairy situation.

It looks like he’s got a hairnet on with the tat on his forehead.

Good evening everyone! Fun in the craft aisle tonight.

We hand raised them from chicks (vs. mother hen) and chickens are very social creatures- you could never have just 1 chicken, it would die of loneliness. They need a flock and talk to each other. They also yell at us frequently too. Pecking order is real- older hens will peck at the smaller ones! Some breeds are known…

Awww, here’s another of my bigger girls chicken sitting with me. The one on the top of the chair is Buttercup, but we call her Road Runner because she’s super fast and hard to catch. Beep beep!

I had an interview this week for a dream job, something I was uniquely talented for and high 6 figure salary...and I blew it off. Canceled and went and bought chickens instead. Seriously, who does that? Me.

They are beauties! Honestly? We got chickens because my youngest was obsessed with them. When we picked them from the farmer, it was 2 red ones, 2 yellow ones...I didn’t know anything about breeds and personalities. We have Rhode Island Reds, Buff Orpingtons, Americaunas (lay blue eggs), leghorns (chicken assholes),…

Not yet...the new girls are only 16 weeks and will lay eggs around 6 months. My others (we have 9 hens) lay eggs daily so we get to enjoy yummy eggs almost daily.

I made questionable choices this week when I met a random stranger off the turnpike to buy chickens out of his trunk. Squeeeeee! These girls are Mille Fleur D’ullces. They are Belgian and friendly lap chickens, super affectionate and just darlings. We named then Waffles and Pancake.   I am slowly turning into a crazy…