My pet chickens poop breakfast. These are my lap chickens, Waffles and Pancake (they're Belgian).

The rescue said they are only 6 weeks. My teenager has a group of friends over now and they could be doing questionable things but are feeding the littles and giving them lots of love. We already found them great homes. The kids named them after Bob’s Burgers characters...Tina, Louise, Bob. We already have two adult…

Eww to the land of the super models. My husband tells me that models get jobs because everything looks better on the hanger. 

Stars gor the strawberry pretzel salad! My mom used to make that all the time. It is so yummy! Now I want it too.

Love you for this kindness to animals! We also found ourselves with 3 itty bitty kitties that were shivering in a tire behind my husband’s work

Haha! My first newsletter might have coffee and wine stains all over it and contain a ridiculous amount of Eggs-for-Dinner! recipes. Plus an abundant amount of beautiful chicken photography because I take more pictures of my birds than my own children.

I don’t expect anyone to cater to my personal life choices. That’s why I got out and did my own thing. Which was the point of my comment...

I found myself not liking the Lean In message. At all. I’m more of a fight-or flight type person and when things weren’t clicking with the work/family balance, I got the fuck out of the corporate world.

Her UNDERWEAR was evidence??!! Avoiding panty lines is not a crime. What.the.actual.fuck.

I work from home and have always hungry teenagers and appreciate any timesaving tips to make homemade meals. My pulled pork is legendary. Soups are amazing. But I can't figure out my Instant Pot...I prefer the crock pot. Just a slow and steady turtle cooker here, different strokes (and appliances) for different folks.…

I only came here to say that I’ve always referred to him as John Cougar Menstrualcramp.

I came here to say this too about hot pho with jalepenos! It’s magic for congestion and tastes oh so good. Mmmm pho. I want some now for breakfast.

Amen! I have 3 rescue dogs that drag me around the 3 mile loop of our neighborhood every morning. If I don’t walk them, I get sad eye stares and god forbid I put shoes on and they do their walkies freak out. They will also wrestle each other so loudly (I work from home) that it sounds like a porno when I’m on calls. 

Since we are sharing our dirty laundry, here is my pleeb fridge that feeds 3 never-full teenagers (one even packed her lunch the night before!) and we use these things called glasses when we want a drink. Our schools around here actively encourage reusable water bottles and have bottle refilling stations (with…

It’s Goose!

You would think, but we can only really pet him on the head otherwise he bolts away abruptly. We really fon't know what he went througg. He had a rough start in life and lived in 3 different states (and kept getting dumped at shelters) before we fostered him (and failed). WHO'S A GOOD BOY NOW?!

It is so so common and no one wants to talk about it. Please mourn and talk all you want here. (I have 3 kids and had 2 miscarriages). Everyone wants to forget, but you never do.

One of my 3 gooner dogs.

Same. I am the one with the orbs around me in pictures, my middle daughter as well. I love history and dream of living in an old stone farmhouse and have gone with realtors to look at dream houses, but always find rooms that I know have spirits or just feelings of pin picks on my neck, sometimes getting the wind…