The get a dog advise is awesome. Or foster a dog that needs lots of exercise. I had 3 kids and gained 40-60 pounds with each pregnancy. Eating is fun! Losing weight, not so much. Walking my dogs for a long walk before getting my day started and again at night keeps my head clear and got the weight off.

My teenage daughter was dragged and thrown into a pool by her older assholish cousin at a family party a few years ago. Her toenail on her big toe was ripped out in the process and there was blood everywhere. For whatever reason, She saved the toenail.

Anone else bothered by Lara needing a calculator to determine 12 x 15K per month is $180K?

In the history of poetic justice, Omarosa taking down this shitgibbon would be epic.

We raise chickens and have several crow families nesting in our trees surrounding the chicken coop. At first, I feared them-like I do the giant hawks that can swoop down and steal a chicken (fucking cannibals). But crows HATE hawks and are territorial, so they are actually protecting my flock (and occasionally steal…

I loive in Pennsylvania and was raised Catholic. My sister asked me to be the godmother for her newborn daughter@10 years ago and I needed to get paperwork from the church to be approved. Made a call to the parish that my parents donated to faithfully for over 20 years and was told to stop by to pick up the paperwork.

The Johnny Depp-too many fucking accessories-smells like a dirty ashtray-vibe is strong here.

She has every right to open up her vapid mouth and say what she pleases. So do women who have been harassed and treated like shit in the industry.

“I’m going to really hate myself for saying this...”

My favorite pub has Disco Fries- waffle fries, goat cheese, chorizo gravy, & scallions. They are completely addictive. I will stab anyone who tries to steal one with my fork. All mine.

I am so very sorry. My dogs are like children to me (and I have 3 of those too). 

Dogs make everything better! We have 3 rescues, they are all misfits with something wrong with them, and we adopted the second to help the first with separation anxiety. We got the third because he was returned to the rescue 4X and we knew he would be out down the next time someone dumped him. He is dumb as a rock…

“Big Macs are not junk food when you order a Diet Coke!"

There are only two zones on cats you can ever touch- head and neck and butt over tail. Everywhere else they get bitey.

I watched the first Mama Mia with my sisters after we smoked a fat one. Thank God for that...Pierce Brosnan (whom I adored since Remington Steele days) sounded like a bleating goat being attacked. I thought the theater might be surrounded by feral dogs when we left. Holy shit that was bad. Can’t even imagine the drugs…

My cat sdesperately want to be friends with our chickens. The feeling is not mutual. 

Chicken salad with grapes and fresh dill. I also put finely chopped celery and onions- dressing is lemon juice, mayo, & touch of dijon. Serve over spring mix. Soooo good.

Mrs. Doubtfire?