For like 2% of us, it’s a good look. For the rest, it looks like your ass is munching up your bottoms. I give no fucks what anyone else wears to the beach and if someone has the confidence to rock the butt muncher, you go girl. Just surprised to see them at a Target in the cheeky section. 

Some of the bottoms feel like you’re wearing a diaper when wet. It really is a matter of preference.

The saying “There’s a lid for every pot” also applies to bathing suits and the variety of choices to wear. Find something that covers your bits that you feel good in.

Same here. Tankini lover. I can never go 1 piece because I pee too often. I also secretly feel like it’s more rockin’ a crop top and less likely to malfunction and show off your bits.

There is scientific basis- yeast thrives in a warm and moist environment and candida albicans(the yeast that causes vaginal yeast infections) is opportunistic. I used to work in pharma and we had the pill to treat yeast infections when creams fail. Underwear, wet bathing suits, all make for an itchy kitty.

My husband just came home from a guys trip to Alaska. He caught the max 3 per day wild sockeye salmon. I would trade my middle child for more of this most perfect meat.

My MIL has selective amnesia of my husband’s childhood. The best thing I ever did after my kids were born was to ask her if I could see my husband’s babybook. This was after she lectured me NOT to breastfeed, she thought it disgusting and that I couldn’t chart how much I was feeding to show the doctor. Huh. Thought…

Same. I was a lifeguard all through high school and college and strongly believe in water safety. Look at stats on accidental drownings...scary shit, and I still get shifty eyes at pools and lakes and oceans for kids and adults.

My kids always climbed up the slides and then went down and I got mommy glares like they were heathens. Sometimes I pretended they weren’t mine😂. My husband is the helicoptery one and I didn’t tell him half the shit they did because he probably wouldn’t let me take them anywhere.

I don’t think you need to pick any style parenting and we all need to stop judging one another. I am entirely too tired for this shit.  Most of us will fuck up our kids anyways.

It all started with babyproofing and the business of “safety” to identify and prevent every possible danger to prevent anything bad from happening. I remember putting foam cushion pads on corners and edges of coffee tables and furniture only to have it ripped off in minutes by baby. Easier to just remove coffee table!

The Huckabee is a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray.

I nominate my fuckface dog for this award. She just killed another chicken (her 4th 🙁).

Amen! I waitressed for many years putting myself through college. The kitchen was indeed the melting pot of America, and some of the kindest, hardest working people I've ever met of every nationality and sexual orientation.

My sister bought me a Captain Caveman stuffed animal for my 40th birthday that had a pull string with him screaming, “Captain CavemaaAAaann!” I had it for a month before my idiot dog ate it. Miss that guy.

Is anyone else shocked that these dolts still eat out in public with the vitrol they spew daily? There’s like a 99.9% chance you will be getting someone’s DNA in your food.

My fav summer treat is baking an angel food cake on parchment paper on a cookie sheet (jelly roll pan) and then rolling it up filled with fresh strawberries and whip cream. So easy and delicious!

My current sleeping arrangement!