Vinnie Viola is from New York and this happened in New York.

Packers. Every single one of them.

So it was an inside job?

Nope. Canadian.

yes

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

“We shoulda had more time.”

Nice of Andy Reid to make it back in time after spending the night delivering all those presents.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I noticed a coworker who looked a little down the other day after making a big mistake in a presentation, and I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “No, I feel like a real Cleveland Brown.”

This must have been what they meant when people said the Cardinals are loaded this year.

Wow, you’re a moron.

Knock knock.

Hey, it’s me, your dog.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

John Medeski of Medeski Martin & Wood.