Huh. I always thought seagulls were unbearable.

Mike Glennon is a stickbug.

+1 recalled mayor

“Wear sandals but not pay extra for guac.” -Mark 6:9

What’s the totally awesome and interesting experience/thing you tell NYC visitors to do?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Is it possibly Dee Gordon is so elusive that he’s actually giving potential hangers-on and unsuitable groupies Joe Adel’s number?

It was always a fantasy land and we were just chasing CCinderella.

It makes me really happy that CC actually wears clown shoes.

Did you know hippos kill 3000 people a year? They’re basically all serial killers.

AND THE HOOK WAS FOUND HANGING ON THE CAR DOOR HANDLE!!!

Incidentally, Peter Berg as a isn’t actually a Dolphins coach on the show. He’s just wearing the hat as a promotional nod to Very Bad Things.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

He’s a flopper.

Zheleznogorsk, Russia has a bear trying to do bear science on an atom

That can't possibly feel good tomorrow morning.

Anyone got a view of him hitting whatever they hit? I think Collingsneck said it was a camera truck.

In watching the coverage of the Final Table I found myself thinking about Norman Chad and how, no matter if you hate or love his jokes, he has to have a winding and interesting story. I even had the exact thought, "I'd love to read a longform piece about Norman Chad."

re: Aliens. This book, Contact with Alien Civilizations, is the most informative thing you can read on the subject, completely accessible (not at all crazy) about the possibilities of what alien life could look like, where it could come from, and the possible responses humanity might make. It's a great read.

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?