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Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

Jeter: I kayak, canoeee?

This is actually how you say "hello," "goodbye," and "execution," in Croatia.

Also, it's dumb that you can hit everyone and the umpires just have to decide if you meant it. That's dumb. Baseball is dumb.

I think the "intentional" argument should be shelved if you hit two guys and get jawing like a moron with the opposing bench regardless of who started it. Not exactly a display of remorse.

So is there no stretch of power accorded to the umps to toss a guy for being a danger to the safety of everyone around him? I'm not saying McGehee isn't in the wrong here too, but Fiers is putting literally everyone on the field at risk with that garbage.

I mean, why does it matter if it's intentional? Sure it matters in the larger discussion of good versus evil or whatever baseball's morality play is farting through the tuba, but really why does it matter in this moment? As a purely objective narrative he puts Stanton in the hospital, then hit Johnson near the face…

I'm a Marlins fan, so admittedly biased, but how is Fiers not tossed here? He plunks two guys near/in the face and then yells at the opposing bench. That seems pretty screwed no matter the "intention."

Yeah I would think this is the closest explanation. I've spent a lot of time in museum archive and collections rooms and a lot of the earlier bad taxidermy has weird stuff jammed inside by modern standards. Since it's a battery, however, it's most likely the work of a later collections manager trying to fix a problem…

Are we sure the people at Big Potato didn't turn him in. It's my understanding they have eyes everywhere.

Clever hurl.

You sort of missed the boat on, "Why Calling Something 'Clickbait' is Like a Roving Pack of Hoodlums Surgically Stealing Your Testicles."

If he gave them team gear, we can safely say he's a sociopath.

To really rub it in he splurged on production by filming at a mixed use conference/hotel center somewhere near Orlando.

The 4:30 am-jog-before-your-meeting is some real 1% er shit.

Maybe, but demographics have to play a role in a town that's around 65% Latin. Miami is just not like the most of the rest of the country population wise. Don't really know what Basketball is like in the Haitian/Caribbean crowd either.

Alright, I'll bite. How does this fit into the armchair self righteousness of every clown-dick on the internet ranting about how Miami Heat fans are the worst fans in the country?

When Hideyoshi finally decided to leave Korea in 1598 he was completely forlorn. His great dream was not simply conquering and unifying the warring states of Japan, but eventually the riches and historical legacy of China as well. Though he was mostly successful in unifying Japan, (much greater than anyone to that…

I live two blocks away from David's Cafe on South Beach (and at the time worked even closer), where Chad Johnson used to sit in the off season almost every other day. He was a super friendly guy and very approachable. They named a dish after him, "The Ochocinco Special."