Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Saying Pete Carroll isn't a truther is being a Pete Carroll truther.

P18 Manning

Wow, Joe Buck is awful.

Carroll then pointed out the Rams' long-standing relationship with the military-industrial complex.

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"It's not all EJ's fault but we need to get better production out of that position."

"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

NFL sponsors would also like to add that they haven't heard from Kerry Collins in a while and are worried that he might have fallen off the wagon again.

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

I like how neither of the two posts were written by Barry

The Dirty Bird gets the worm.

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He can hit the entire lineup but unless the umpire judges the HBPs to be intentional, there is no rule requiring ejection (same as in Little League, by the way, despite many local leagues adopting rules that require removal of a pitcher if they hit a certain # of batters in an inning).