The Stanton hit was purely accidental. I was watching the Brewers broadcast and they were talking about how Milwaukee has been pitching him inside the entire series. Fiers was pretty shaken up after the hit and that was reflected with the next batter.

I don't think either one was remotely intentional, but he was obviously too shaken to be out there on the mound. Can you eject a guy just for safety?

It's hard to believe you and I saw the same video. Fiers needs to show some humility for almost killing Stanton then plunking Johnson up high right away. Fiers didn't have to into full on mouth breather mode when Miami justifiably emotionally reacted. It's Friers' fault that Stanton is in the hospital and Ryan Braun…

yeesh whats with the organist?

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

I hope that public obscenity laws result in the perpetrator of this ending up in the dink.

i feel like i would fight you on that, if you were my editor.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Says the guy named crayoneater.

"Don't draft this guy."

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Are you certain that it isn't just about the handshakes?

Just a bad attempt at taxidermy and the battery was used to take up space. Maybe they also wanted the heft of the battery to help give the finished specimen a more lifelike weight.

The All-Ireland Football Final is the premier sporting event in Ireland attended by more than 80,000 people every year (more would go but that's the capacity of the stadium). A few years ago, they put in new turf and a lot of the players and fans were complaining that there was too much "bounce". I was at the final…

not only will I not delete it, I will post it on twitter

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."