And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

No snark: Craggs should write more. I miss his stuff.

ESPN has almost everything it wants; Fox, NBC, and the Time Warner properties merely scrabble over the remnants.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

sans sterling?

#fixed

Donald said "I am going to take you out, O'Donnell!" O'Donnell claimed he interpreted that as a death threat.

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

This is precisely 0% surprising.

Thanks, Mr. Zirin, for stopping by to chat with all of us. I haven't yet read your book, but I'm looking forward to getting to it this weekend. In general terms, I'm fascinated about the prosperity Brazil was working towards in the mid-2000's and how after the global economic downturn in 2007-2008 how far Brazil has…

"I caught Tim Duncan peeking at me a little bit,"

D. ?????

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

LEAN BAT

once upon a time, there were rules. and the good people playing followed those rules. and if they didn't, a proverbial whistle was blown, and that player was removed for a period of time, or sometimes just issued a warning. oh, those were halcyon days indeed. but, in their wisdom, those in charge of the game decided…

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

why is this a post?

In fairness: