Bridgewater didn't appreciate his plummeting draft stock being sponsored by AOL.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Highlights truthers are some of the worst people on the planet. I mean, thanks, kid at dentist office, for pointing out the hidden basketball, and congrats on noticing those birds in the bushes in one frame, but not the other. But seriously, who the hell uses pen?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

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The defense's case rests on Pistorius's ability to successfully portray himself as a contrite man who acted out of blind fear.

Shouldn't DeSean change his name to Jacson?

it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

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I think the same thing happened to the Harlem Globetrotters.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

Get well soon, Mike, and for God's sake don't do your rehab at the Bucs training facility.

CAWWWWWWWWWWWlm down.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

ESPN: This has been a tough decision for us Rick, but you're fired.

Nah. None of that will be interesting.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.