obviously youve established that your not gay, but Id like to enter into the record that a Gay saftey could blow a guy during a play and still be more affective then Baccari Rambo I'll hang up and listen

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

Farther than chris kluwe

What's got two thumbs and looks like a gauze-wrapped cock n' balls?

The StayInSchool video footage was unavailable because it didn't have enough credits to stay eligible.

If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

Shut the fuck up.

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

Old Man: [strips down to speedo]

One other thought, since why not. I am not a Simmons hater, old enough to remember when he wasn't a caricature of what he is now. Is he spreading himself too thin? Grantland needs a professional editor in there with final say. Between 30-30, movie producing, writing weekly, podcasts, and the NBA gig, how can he…

Buccaneers (staph change)

A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::

- Jets

They turn the mics up when Manning is on field. They don't do it for Bears games, so you don't hear Cutler queefing in the huddle.

"Way of Wade" might be terrible, but it's still better than his original choice, "Wya of Dwyane".

At least he was casual about it. Unlike women, who always have to make such a big production out of ceilings.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

"[...] they also need to get rid of these 8,000 square foot American flags that cover the entire field."