I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

Even weirder, the only birth record of a "Dawn Aponte" in Florida belongs to a woman who went missing while hiking shortly after the 1984 AFC Championship Game...

...and as he grew older, Glavine's eccentricities grew more pronounced. It was revealed that in the famous Hall Of Fame photo, the other end of the cord is tied to his dog Rex's collar. This was how Glavine took Rex to the park. He called it "Talkin' the dog." And now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

But you still paid for her abortion, right?

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Thanks for doing this Dan.

Motion to Exclude, your Honor.

"I'm a news guy but here is a small sampling from our facebook page. Their words, not mine."

From: Tony Wyllie

Or a coincidence of names

Kobe still keeps Smush Parker chained to the hot water tank in the Staples Center basement.

Man, that's fantastic. Visualizing the Browns as a whirlpool of feces is genius.

I expected Raysism to be a little older

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.