"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

There's a nice continuity between McCants' poetry and his basketball.

"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

So when I was a kid, my grandmother lived in Fort Myers, where the Royals trained at the time. She would go to the park and try to get autographs for me, and was generally successful, given that this was 1985, coming off a championship season. The one guy who eluded her was George Brett, so every time he came to the…

" . . . and this door leads down to a small, dark, wine cellar, which is also where MJ would occasionally lock Kwame Brown."

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

Hartford fight song never gets old.

Sex

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

No, I made him go buy me dinner.

Meanwhile, Synchronized Photographer routine goes off without a hitch.

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

Well ... two words.

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

"Laughter is the best medicine."

Is it cannibalism if a Cardinal eats crow?