I wouldn't worry too much about Freeman reaching stage 2 of the drug program, as that would require showing progress.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

I can't really speak to the mentality of their front office, but based off of their offense at least, the Marlins seem unfamiliar with the concept of doubles.

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

I'm on my way home from the park right now. I decided to cash in on cheap tickets on the last day instead of watching the Giants lay another egg.

So he lost the ball.

Tough talk from a guy who's constantly fucking the written word.

Take advantage now guy, because if there's one thing Turner field is known for, it's gravity.

uhhhhhh

Study: Former NFL Players Have No Idea What They Did Five Minutes Ago

"Powerful Corporation, Dick Shaking" was actually Disney's tagline for the last couple of Rockin' New Year's Eves.

Gun owner, deer hunter here. Fuck this puke and any other of the "great white hunter" crowd that like jetting off to Africa to kill something like this.

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

"I declared on the first date, I said, 'My job is my first priority. You will never be more important than my job for me."'

"Paper!"

Sure, it's bad, but the person that you should really have sympathy for is his doppelgänger from another dimension, Rashad Finger.

Either way, it's weird and uncomfortable.

Oh, Reilly says it's not a slur. Oh okay. Everyone let the American Indians know it's okay to stop being offended — this white guy over here says it's not offensive anymore.

Anamatronic Casino Indian 1: Welcome to Heap Big Steakhouse! Do you have...reservations?
Anamatronic Casino Indian 2: Only about self-important sports writers using the genocide of our people to defend continuing racism.

Move over Bison Dele- looks like Deadspin has a new favorite anchor!