Monday Night Countdown on ESPN sort of proves the CTE argument.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Karma: [lines up in victory formation]

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

The Seahawks playbook is just Pete Carroll's beat-up copy of Behold a Pale Horse.

Poor guy. I want to rub sunblock all over him. :(

#NeverForget

If he's really a vampire, those corking his bat rumors might get him in some trouble with PETA rather than MLB.

You'd think by now the Chargers would be used to an L coming first.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Twitter poll: Better vinegar stroke face, Ron Jeremy (top), Peter North (middle), Brett Favre (bottom)

I've got no doubt that people were pissed.

This never would have happened if all high school teams had a shotgun in their playbook.

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

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