He only told this story once, of course, and it just snowballed from there.

I missed you Jamboroo, I missed you so much! Also please bring back Gregggggggggg, this is the problem with you Glorrry Boy bloggers, so out of touch with your audience

These billboard idiots understand the power of propaganda, but eventually they will be seen to be on the wrong side of history. The last time a Pro-Pot movement was allowed to expand unfettered, 2 million Cambodians died.

Have there been any tweets from Iowa's new mascot, Blew .CCCXLI?

Without the NFL, I would only be in a CO___ICT of interest in making this ridiculous argument.

As we now know, this never would have happened if the Hawks had hired Mike O'Doulsenholzer.

As a new head coach, it's so important to insert your game philosophy as early as possible.

So if Griffin's health is x, x

@donovanjmcnabb: What does everyone think of this MLK guy? I heard he had a Dream, was it a scary dream? Yes or No. #DreamDay #Nightmares

I'm going to reserve judgment here, because the last time we had a Patriot on PCP, he f*cked Marilyn Monroe and sent us to the moon.

"You know what? Enough. I've fucking had it. I don't want to deal with this shit any more. Somebody else can worry about it now, because I'm tired of it being my exclusive responsibility, but I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done."

I suppose he could just change it to a drugstore.

It was after everything was over and he was walking away from me, a 5'5" 115 pound girl.

"It was a pretty good array of magazines. It actually had a variety, too. It was almost like a newsstand, put it that way...It was the precursor to the internet. You just picked up one, and there was a little sign that said when you’re done with the book, put it back."

I guess now he's a maizeball brother.

Does anyone know a website I might visit in order to fund a class on teaching this fellow the very beginnings of karate?

God, I knew Aaron Hernandez was bad, but this takes the cake.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.