Amaterasu, the ancient Japanese Sun Goddess once called upon Ichiro:

This article is misleading. With all that Activia and exercise, Jamie Lee Curtis probably has another 20-30 years.

Thanks for that. Had no idea.

Haha. +1

Surprised it wasn't Mike Wazowski, given Pippen's long time hatred of midgets.

You seem really normal and happy and like all of the chemicals in your brain are at their proper levels.

No I was not. Apologies to Mr. Dick Trickle and anything that may have spurted quickly and uncontrollably out of me in a heated moment.

Meh. She's from Jersey and lives in Jupiter, FL. Blame Jersey.

This could be said and function in a similar way to of a lot of places. It's just that you would never want to travel Cleveland or any other 6-10 out of the playoffs non competitive shitbag team. Instead you take a vacation to Miami, because it's Miami in the winter and you want to be here.

The underdog argument I'll give you and the gross exaggeration of the phrase "obscene hubris" notwithstanding, a welcome party is not really unheard of in sports. The Decision was created by ESPN, and yes, a bad decision on Lebron's part. How long does he get raked over the coals for this? Does one bad marketing…

Good to see a fellow Miamian on here. Keep fighting the good fight.

Hate is not objective.

Who is pretending? I have lots of great friends here that aren't any of those things. There are shitty people everywhere, we just happen to have more of them because they all come here for the weather and the beach. Your onslaught of cliches is justified, but they're just that. Cliches.

We too are embarrassed of Pitbull and stake no claim to Bieber. Never watched Dexter, but I'm sure it is terrible.

I consider myself level headed enough. Let it Fly.

Be fair. The Miami-fans-are-terrible swath was painted long before last night.

I was mostly talking about how he talked about how something sucked, and his name is "dicktrickle".

Fascinating analysis from a dude whose handle is "dicktrickle". A lot of places fans suck. In fact, a loose argument could be made that all the Lebron/Heat haters suck, because they cheer for anyone else just to enjoy watching the Heat fail. That's shitty behavior.

I think, as a Miami native and long time Heat fan, that people just like to hate Miami, and by large extension the Heat. It's a polarizing town, with a ton of polarizing people (most of which are from the Northeast and Cuba by the way). I don't really have much of a defense for their behavior, but I think the…

"Got that good lively arm—control has been a big problem for him throughout his career."