Your choice, bud. [motions to crew] Just put over on the side for now.

Happy Birthday out there Erg.

I think it's just Brian Austin Green showing us how to use cell phones?

That's gotta be a tactic, right? The occasional pit rub down low on offense, extra pungent arms up on offense, the ultimate reverse Brazilian from the Brazilian.

And the most amazing part is that they've convinced everyone that there's nothing we can do about it. People would rather be subject to the government lice comb, than lose their cellphones.

Hip Hop with Pianos DUAN. Go.

This is just a cry for help. It should be obvious by now that the only person that can save the unsure mess of MLB officiating is MacGyver.

That's actually Jeffrey Loria's fluffer. You can tell because she's at a Marlins game and his dick is a wavelength shorter than physical light.

Also no mention whatsoever of the Miami New Times or the reporter who initially broke the story which seems kind of misleading and/downright shitty.

Erg you're such a positive force for DUAN and the site in general.

Great story. Dogs are our anchors.

Serious question. What would you do as a Marlins fan? As one, I have only watched around 3 innings this year total and it was accidentally. I've seen some blooper reel highlights, and maybe take a weekly look at the standings. I used to go to a handful of games, and watch probably around half of them on TV live.

Politickin'! I recently left the corporate world for less fiscally green but more professionally fulfilling pastures. I was angled out of my company, and it wasn't a great feeling, or a great moment for anyone involved altogether. I think your instincts are 100% correct in everything you've said. Meeting with the big…

Haslem will most likely get out of this, citing a staff infection amongst his employees' morals.

+1 this is so dumb and I love that I laughed at it.

Haven't seen an embarassing strikethrough this bad since I read the declassified Abu Ghraib documents.

Just saw this now. What a great piece of information to have. Kenny Rogers Roasters is still alive and well in the Phillipines. It's almost like the fucking franchise went on the lam. Beautiful.

It was like Boston Market but for rednecks, not just racists.

"That's fertilizer."