Remember when Kenny Roger's had a chicken fast food restaurant? Man I would murder that place right now. Kenny Roger's Roasters + Me =Murder.

Also victim of an all fuck final? Attila the Hun.

Any Knicks fans want to talk shit with a Heat fan? I'm working/procrastinating and getting really excited about the idea of renewing this rivalry. Melo is a ball hog and Lebron will smite his ruin, but I would love to see this thing get fired up again. Tyson Chandler may be our kryptonite.

Pictured: The doctor of Jane Goodall's dreams.

Fair point.

So is looking for personal validation in the algorithms of the internet misguided? Or I should just continue thoughtfully relating sports to twentieth century Asian genocide?

I went from a star to the slough of the unwashed Pending. This is a sad day for me friends at Deadspin. Sad sad day.

I'm a homer, but how is Miami not a 1 seed when they won the ACC championship? If it was Duke there'd be no question. Is this cause of the Shapiro scandal? It's no magician reveal that seeding is bullshit and slightly worthless, but still.

Ha.

Yeah, good call. This seems like it will definitely be resolved at some point. For posts with 100s of comments starting at the beginning again is Sisyphus grundle.

Rum. Loads of piratey rum.

Six months from now, a lowly HR assistant in Somewheresville U.S.A. will look down at a crisp white sheet of computer paper and never know the true story. As he prepares to feed his printer and receive a nameless productivity report, life's narrator might suggest that the souls of Mount Saint Vincent's starting 5 was…

Yeah agreed. Best comment I've seen on here in a while.

I just turned it off because Ace Ventura is on Encore. Life became art, or whatever.

Ha. Well done.

I like the idea that someone is getting rich off that bullshit. Like the episode of 30 Rock where Tracey Morgan actually gets paid out from a Nigerian email. I work from home and basically make enough cash to afford enough beer drink through the pain of choosing a career path that will keep me in the IRS tax bracket…

Great. Wanna kick my dog too?

I tend to give Denton the benefit of the doubt, which may be ignorant. Even though he appears to hate comments, at least he's trying, I guess.

Right, but you have to assume internally that there has been either 1) a conscious decision to NOT look at the comments, or 2) no actual editing capabilities by the general staff, or 3) a purposeful editorial decision to leave the spam. Since we know the authors look (corrections, quick jokes, brief camaraderie with…

I'm sure this has been covered in a DUAN or elsewhere and I just missed it, but it's sort of mind blowing that these spam posts are able to get through at such an alarming rate. Is Kinja supposed to fix this? Sometimes it completely shit smears the comments. If someone else's racism/boringness hasn't already.