Pictured: Vader and some Grand Moff.

Around 1510, Bosh painted The Haywayne Triptych. Depicted on the left is the artist and his wife in paradisiacal bliss, in the center Christ looks down over a multitude of earthly sins, and on the left is Weezy, just blazin'.

Ha. Perfect.

Good lord. Thanks for sharing. I've been on the Maglev and it's a bit unreal but this feels like an even greater innovation.

Whoever up there said you should look for work is definitely right on some level. I got a 6 month severance package in basically the exact same situation and that shit snuck up on me. Getting paid double is also something I wish had happened.

Would you turn over the account if the Pelicans asked you to?

They really should call it "Deadspin Up Until About Two, Two-Thirty"

I quit smoking last Friday. Got an e-cig for tonight. Tastes like an empty garbage bag.

Is this any worse than too much coffee? I went with too much coffee. Coffee?

FART NOISE

JUST DUAN IT

This is sort of agonizing.

almost magical

Haha. Perfect. +1

I feel your pain. Given how my career is going, I worry the next time I put a balloon in my mouth it might be to twist up a blue poodle for hire at some snot kid's birthday party.

Gee: My this is a funny bow tie. I thought gray ones were for formal wear.

I think Lovitz might be a bit like whip-its. Great as a teenager, terrifying and soul crushing in your late twenties, but eventually you're up for giving it another go.

It should also be noted that photo was taken in the lobby of the Fontainebleau, so its possible they were just passing through. It really actually could be harmless.

Good reply from a burner that doesn't seem to appear in this thread. Apparently this theory is based on beliefs deviating from reality:

Sounds right, but also lacking in the sense that you yourself are saying you are not prone to it. So then that leads to certain people - those willing to defend the indefensible - being a subset or type of person. Which is just fucking weird.