I know it's faux pas around here to talk about fantasy, but I went into this game with a 17 point lead with only Stafford going vs. his Bears Defense and losing is a very real possibility.

As a Marlins fan, I am the last person to defend Samson and the front office in general because I think and know that they're snake-oil crook scum. But the cash consideration numbers make a little more sense when you realize that over the next two years Heath Bell would have eaten around the same fiscal amount from…

Interesting. Thanks for posting.

It's kind of nice to stick it in Bill's face every once in a while.

His predictive powers come from the more nutrient rich foliage from the highest branches he's able to forage due to having a longest giraffe neck of the NFL commentators.

He said he inadvertently took his wife's luggage

Well done. +1

Thanks. Very helpful. Though the missing comment thing below is a little disconcerting.

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I haven't been around for a couple weeks, and I'm sure this has been covered in an earlier DUAN, but I'm having a seriously tough time looking at the comments in this two columned format. It's like the Matrix fistfucking a Japanese newspaper. Is there a widget I can download or a browser I should be using to make this…

Weird. Just saw the article on Gizmodo about this. I swear I'm not a marketing stooge. I'm just a regular stooge.

BREAKUP BENDER

Anyone out there go the electronic cigarette route? I've tried a million different ways of quitting the real thing and keep failing. I'm on day two with this thing. Not sure if it's any better for you but the little blue light at the end sure makes you look like a ripe asshole.

I recognize that. But if you yourself tried to make a middle management switch from say, a local network affiliate to a college athletics department, you would have an extremely difficult time. So I think my point probably stands. No?

How come at the upper echelons of business administration (or the "CEO class") its so easy to change career paths but when those same people are hiring, or the the people who they hired are hiring, you need the industry specific experience? Man fuck capitalism sometimes.

Fantastic.

Talk to her.

Did this pass through legal? I am pretty sure using the word "Scurveball" requires a small royalty payment to Pete Doherty.

He can't still possibly draw a salary after this. Unless he starts using tracing paper.

Just today I was thinking there couldn't actually be any Paterno apologists left. That the Freeh Report had to force them into at least holding their tongue. And that any press outlet talking about "apologists" was using them as a foil for media fodder. Football is religion, America is stupid, I need another drink. Or…