And around election time!? Hate to break it to you guys but this was just a morale boost for the Sharks back home. It's commonly except that Ben Linden has been dead for years.

They're just going to ignore the whole thing right? They'll come down hard on Miami because the NCAA moral high ground plateaus at black kids getting free drinks.

Ironically, earlier manifestations of the Boston Militia were much stouter and tougher which is why we aren't all taxed without representation, speaking with funny accents, or watching a bunch of pussies play football.

Fair enough. I worked in manufacturing for years and I don't see this as a great way to do things, especially with a basketball series at 3-1. My guess is that I'm still right on that account, but maybe not. It may make more sense for a Super Bowl since it could go either way, but its still a pretty aggressive waste…

I can't stand the T-shirt jokes. They're completely cliche and just flat wrong. They aren't making the full run of product, especially if a team is down 3-1. It takes less than a day to manufacture 50 shirts and 50 hats for the team and applicable front office. And if you're an NBA franchise whoever is doing it is…

+1

If he wasn't such an idiot, I would suggest that that's a truly insane thing for him to say. Offensive and insane. But alas.

What Sheed said. Plus. I would say most blog posts are written for no money whatsoever. If you look at a local city newspaper's blog thats focusing on arts/culture, a lot of these kids are fresh out of school making around $25 a post. The more ad/word driven shit that you're not even really looking at is getting…

That made me giggle.

Whores nail: Baby dick, never scorned.

Thanks for this. I read Lost City of Z a couple months back and he's basically now permanently on my radar because of it. Dude is legit.

Fair enough. For the record, I wasn't coming with any "you guys you don't run Deadspin the way I think you should" inept commenter bravado. I prefer my holier-than-thou sans merkin references.

Question:

I think he's always been fat. I've never felt as much second hand embarrassment for a professional sports player as when he ran on the field during the All Star Game and did that awful coaches award slide.

TRIVIA: If you say Heath Bell's ERA without the decimal point is it before or after the Norman Conquest of England? The Magna Carta?

Something to do with fucking green women.

Just watching it in action over at Gawker, it doesn't sit quite right. I am the kind of guy that likes to think that those in charge here have thought about it much longer, harder, and more intelligently than the 30 minutes I've spent reading the comments, but that's just it, I can barely look at the comments over…

Ha.

I heard him say that and was happy for the honesty. I honestly don't get how Griffin justifies the badass post dunk stare down the player and opposing bench bit with the all the flopping. That gets under my skin. And lays countless eggs.

Good lord that's fantastic. Two things. I am glad I'm not stoned. And someone should do this with Hideki Matsui's porn collection.