Ha. Well done.

Wow. What's the largest deficit in Playoff history? That's gotta be close.

I had it on in the background with barely any sound thinking it was over. Can't believe they came back. Even if they lose the game it's impressive nonetheless.

when you kick over an NFL team's rock—there are lots of wriggly, sunlight-averse things underneath

+1

This one totally freaks me out. I grab Megan's face (think Macaulay Culkin, but with my hands) and tell her, "I'm Tom, and you're Megan" over and over again.

Also, I mentioned in DUAN when this happened. If you live in Miami you just stay away from the topic of Castro altogether with Cubans. It definitely isn't right, but it's a survival tactic. One which Ozzie has since learned and the rest of the country still doesn't understand.

I think you're right on. It doesn't really matter whether or not what he said actually was offensive, or valid, or even sensical. He decided to ramble over and about the only issue that's sacred to a huge part of the population that he is theoretically supposed to be pandering to. "Manufactured controversy" aside, you…

Actually quit two weeks ago myself. Congrats. I wish I could drag my ass to the gym like yourself, but I have been much more productive in general. It really is awful shit.

I bought a straight razor recently because I became infatuated with the concept of having one razor for the rest of my life. Damn me if my version of sustainability won't involve something that can kill (myself). I am still too nervous to use the fucker though. Then. The internet tells me you need to do all of this…

I'm a born and raised Miamian and still live here. I am not Cuban.

+1

Milo and Notix

Thanks for the help everyone. Truly appreciated. You fools have always been a good way to pass the time.

What is that from?

I actually lived in Japan during "Ha-do Gei" 's fifteen minutes. Saw him running around one time in Osaka, though I never did find out what he was up to. Nostalgia works.

I don't typically like that guy but that was entertaining. I didn't know about that Sunderbans place. Sweet Christ things could always be worse. I could live there. And be a walking food pellet.

Japanese are miles ahead of us in Reality TV. That was great. I sort of thought the one guy was going to unfortunately run the table and have to do them all. But that might mean my present circumstances are making me sadistic.

Ha. You FDR'ed her. I've never watched that show and that could potentially be part of my problem.

YES. Though I may end up in a beater by the bay.