Edited. Thanks.

Extremely Coquettish Brother

Usually when everyone erupts for a Tsonga we all have to pray the fat girl at the beginning of the line doesn't trip on her own bridesmaid dress.

Reservoir Dots

You mean that your job is to sit around in Spain drinking wine and wearing horrible man-sandals and writing in your leatherbound journal?

"Hey, Wes. How are you? You remember my beautiful wife, don't you?"

This kind of Canadian unrest is typically only seen in the anxiety strewn character acting of Elias Koteas.

The controversy could generate more attention and spur sales

Nice.

and send one of his own back over the net

excerpted from Nixon's enemies list

Usually when I see strings with blows like this being exchanged my girlfriend is on the rag.

Incidentally, "Daigle" is Hollywood's unspoken nickname for Jon Favreau.

+1 Kentucky Fried de Chirico

should go into another country where they don't want Gog around

Tyree: A Peep at Homophobic Life

Eric Bana can eat a bag of herpetic assholes.

This guy is a little bit greedy. He should be happy with time and a half and no clogged shitters.

Nice.

As someone who did some college radio I can assure you that longer tracks are needed for various befuddled early 20s moments. Always carry a Fela Kuti record. I believe in this context we need look no further than glorious 10 minutes and change of "Expensive Shit". That even leaves some magazine time in there.