And Sean Kingston is forced to step down as the media's current poster boy for a tragically faulty handlebar.

+ 1 minute earlier and infinitely less convoluted.

With its conveniently delineated red swathes and Pacific Northwest X-marks-the-spot, this map could have saved Lewis and Clark time and a couple of Blackfeet their lives.

Hence the recent announcement of the Nike Air Max Polydactyl VII.

This is exciting. The last time I went Mutton Bustin' Shari Lewis got Superman'ed.

Captain Arthur Bonifas did not trim a tree to its completion. He was hacked.

The event, a 10,000km, 150-day marathon that began on April 20, is part of efforts to increase public awareness about water shortages.

McCray's ascension to myth was completed on the other side of the wall with his apotheosis as the Kool Aid Man.

Fuck Berkeley.

Local custom in Miami dictates an impromptu street parade whenever it is said one of their own is going after a non-native wealthy Cuban.

Similarly, switch hitting Anuja Chandrakanta down in HR at the Reserve Bank of India is also an "RBI whore".

A phone call from the Heat's marketing team solved the problem by suggesting to the Colorado punk rock band a space bar and a keen disregard for the Spanish language.

I thought a Reverse Nazi was when you shaved only the middle of your mustache.

His image is not being helped by many of the other runners' accounts of his incessant gytrash talk.

I wouldn't know him if he sat here right next to me.

Meanwhile, Cindy Brunson still has way too many teeth.

I thought the age old chlamydia-on-your-face issue was resolved by Delonte West last night on national TV.

StripClubwithStanton sounds like name of a decidedly unsexy Suffragette Erotica Blog.

Last time any Japanese hacked that bad and got around 90 the world learned the names Toshiaki Mukai and Tsuyoshi Noda.

I believe he is channeling the ageless occult mysticism of Grigori Brosputin.