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The Caiman is always tryin' to bring a brotha down.

As it turns out, 7 feet 9¼ inches is the proper distance in which one has to stand to not smell Taylor's fetid sour creamy halitosis.

James Jones is really an inspiration to all aspiring young shooters from Brodo Asogi.

They should have agreed ahead of time to just play 4 on 4. Zydrunus versus Jermaine has to be the most embarrassing center battle of the playoffs.

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For posterity. The first time I ever read Magary:

Laphroaig 10 can usually be got for around $40 and it's subtle both in terms of taste and gift giving. Plus it sounds like the villian in a Victorian jewel heist penny novel.

As a Heat fan that's not at the arena I would be ok with you all mocking me incessantly. My disposable income is wrapped up in highly volatile penny stocks and cigarettes. It's cool though cause I'm wearing my Shaq jersey. No I'm not.

What's with all the deed transferring Oddibe?

Pictured: The same thing Jimmy Buffett saw when the world realized Landshark Lager was actually hopped up iguana piss.

I hope they put it in a place without any Brees.

You know who's patient and understanding? Spineless pussies.

In five years we'll find out this was all a complicated ruse and that he secretly abdicated power to his less charismatic brother Raul.

The clip cuts off before Brady exclaims through tears "199 are you out of your mind?!". He then goes on to demolish an early 90s Grand slam breakfast.

Rory Sparrow would have eaten the expense but it would have expanded in his stomach and caused him to explode.

I don't know why this Brad Stevens is getting all this acclaim. My Butler starting squad would have to be Tattoo running point with Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince the 2 guard and a three point specialist. Edmund Blackadder wings out and can do a little bit of low posting if they're running against a small squad. Any…

Jesus that's fantastic. Thank you.

He usually counters opponent's taunts about his free throw percentage with "yeah well what's your credit score?!"