What’s the over and under on oval office BJ’s here?

They must be fucking (with the aid of a penis pump), right? They have to be because she’s 100% his type and always being promoted for postitions she’s not qualified for. She’s a younger Melania, basically.

This is what she’ll look like after 6 months on the job:

She also has no previous experience in politics and an English B.A

Well let me see why would Trump want to hire this 28 year old to be the WH Communications DIRECTOR. My mind reels with the reasons for this?!?!

It is really hard for me to believe that this is the face of a 28 year old woman. I’m not saying that in a snarky way either. I don’t know if this is just a bad pic, but... just damn, it isn’t worth it Hope.

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

Who?

For some reason whenever I see Brand I see this guy:

Didn’t he just get married? Like, last week?

The most incredible part of this story is that somebody is still interested in interviewing Russell Brand.

“Healthy Request”

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

If I may join the party...

This is my favorite so far this morning.........

Good for you, Patty. Get paid, honey!