chickendancer
Chickendancer
chickendancer

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Melissa McCarthy, who won in outstanding guest actress in a comedy category for her portrayal of recently lapsed White House press secretary Sean Spicer on Saturday Night Live

Didn’t realise she was Martika.

“to think like a man and to behave like a lady.”

He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

Someone needs to tell her to aim lower.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

This divorce finally got interesting again post Nannygate.

Or, I AM JOAQUIN PHOENIX!

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

Rampant fucking nepotism runs throughout this administration, and the MAGA crowd just eats it up.

The same reason Nancy Reagan was so around so much toward the end of Ronnie’s tenure in the Oval Office.

Donald keeps turning off his baby monitor, so Ivanka needs to drop in to make sure he’s not getting into trouble on his own.