Can we just have Jimmy not participate in these games? Thanks.

The only bad thing about Sarah Paulson is that you can’t actually identify the most badass thing Sarah Paulson has done because everything she does is badass. She is just unstoppable.

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .…

I really think the Queen is way beyond caring about who marries whom especially when those involved aren’t that close in line to the throne. Allowing Charles to marry Camilla was really the end of heavy hands in marriage dealing.

Did you just #NotAll tornado?

“Hey, there are good Christians on both sides.”

-D. Trump

Another example of church people being good Christians, bless their hateful little shriveled up hearts.

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

Does Trump think Obama did this specially for him or does he know it’s a tradition that every president does?

So speaking of dogs... This guy came home with me today...

So... I’m from Houston, and this is all just bizarre. Against all odds, my husband and I, all our family (who live all over Houston) and all our close friends came through with essentially no damage. That said, I can’t begin to explain how weird it is to see the freeway exit to your neighborhood on TV... completely…

Who here has a rescue cat or dog?

on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

Wow didnt know they know each other , or that dogs could gram.

Cameron Diaz should have held out for this guy

You know how I know Benji and Cameron are doing marriage right? Because I fucking forgot they were married. Good for them.

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.