Sandra Bullock: “I’m just grateful I can do it. We have to take care of one another.”

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

But she’s supposed to be the sensible one, right?

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

Every time I see one of those “Millennials are killing...” headlines it’s almost always because we’re poor.

As a very young Gen Xer, please keep up the good work.

I love you millennials.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

‘Cause most of them sucked on sight. The trailers were enough to tell me “stay away, shitstorm ahead.”

Just wait till Mel rocks the native look when they visit a reservation...

We’ve reached the point where it would be less insulting if they just didn’t go at all.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Texas has just been hit with one natural disaster. They don’t need another.

It should be called “Madisons” or “Taylors”.

NO.

What is their damage? Did they eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I hate when people remake something that does not need to be remade. The first Heather’s was very very.