Insane Theocratic Tatooine= best new band name.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Mohammad didn’t have breasts, legs, arms, so why should women? Heads and beards okay.

Good luck with that tourism, guys. I’m not going anywhere near that fucking place unless I can wear what I like and I dress frumpy as hell 100% of the time.

Trump will tweet that this is a disgrace, but he’ll still jump at the chance to get Saudi money in his pocket.

I’m confused. The NY Post’s Page Six reported Mindy’s pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.” But if it was a surprise, it would not have been expected, would it?

R. Kelly doubles down on his awful bullshit so thoroughly and unequivocally that the GOP is nominating him for a high-ranking position in the Trump administration.

R. Kelly Says He ‘Will Work Diligently and Forcibly to Pursue His Accusers’

Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, that a guy who videotaped himself committing statutory rape and urinating on a child only to inexplicably get away with it without any legal or professional consequences whatsoever would go on to continue behaving in an inappropriate fashion. Who could have possibly predicted…

Great. Thanks to Donnie, every celebrity fuckface thinks they can be elected. Completely unqualified people who are considering a run for office:

So, doesn’t the sex and blowjobs belong in a completely different age group than having a lemonade stand? Please?

The trailer clearly features a cover.

This looks nothing like the book

So, I consider myself fairly, if far from completely, well-read in the realms of science fiction and fantasy, from the pulp era through a few years ago when money got tight and I had to pretty much stop with the book-buying.

*Sighs* Everybody’s looking for something..

I’ve never read the book, so I can’t judge how well this movie matches it or doesn’t. But I liked this trailer and am definitely down to see this movie, cuz it looks like a lot of fun.

While some current members generally seem okay with it, some holdouts are definitely deflated. Yeah. I said it.

Bidding war?

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.