chickendancer
Chickendancer
chickendancer

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

Oh no! I gave you your 18th star. Until then, as I was doing it, you were...on...the edge of....

I’m a few years older than you...

Yes, and meh. It needed more cowbell.

Stevie Nicks at The Edge of Seventeen

I fucking love Stevie Nicks.

I dunno, have you ever seen the in-studio footage of Blue Oyster Cult recording “Don’t Fear the Reaper”?

So..what you’re saying is that I need to watch this Documentary right now.

My first concert was Fleetwood Mac touring on Mirage and every single person in that group is The Shit live. Spoiled me forever for anyone who can’t deliver outside the studio. Stevie is an actual goddess.

Not with Julius around, he won’t.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

The only thing we can be certain of in these uncertain times is that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss will once again (deservingly) win for Best Actress in a comedy.

This is what comes of living in the Trump bubble your entire life and having Trump as your role model. You literally don’t believe anyone else’s rules apply to you. It just never even occurred to them.

He’s totally going to throw him under the bus.

You know what, as far as 2017 plot twists go, I am rather enjoying this one. Like, if this turns into Jr.’s redemption arc, I would be cool with it.

I read “Cooper’s Partner” on the captions and my first thought was: “Oh, Bradley Cooper’s out now?”.

Straight up did not recognize Bradley Cooper at all in that picture. He looks so.....Floridian