Never underestimate the power of white supremacy & bigotry.
I don’t think Pence has enough of a personality to run on his own and win. Not at the national level.
I’m preparing to stuff my kids back up into my uterus as we speak. I can’t believe the world we’re giving them.
He may return, but he won’t like it. He’s gonna sulk depositing that $75 million dollar check, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
My first thought as well. Also, the father of your children is a convicted felon, but him cheating you is what made you leave?
Not to mention he’s probably as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Well he does seem like a bit of a Dick, so yeah..
I like to imagine with a face that pretty, his voice is identical to that of Gilbert Gottfried and his sexy times are the things nightmares are made of.
Somebody who has a criminal record and whose only obvious redeeming quality is his looks?
He was working, sex working.
What every gender reveal party really needs is a good guy with a gun.
Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.
“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”
Sounds like PCP, though that’s not exactly in vogue for someone with IV after their name.
Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!
I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!
“Florida Man assaults flight attendant, attempts to open plane door mid-flight.”
I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.
i’m sorry you can’t see the value of satire and parody. being so humorless must be a very dull and joyless life.