chickendancer
Chickendancer
chickendancer

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

Not surprised that with her upbringing that she needs a recipe for ice...

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

Poll: is Ivanka the worst Trump? I know Donald is the most likely to cause nuclear war/most embarrassing on the world stage/most actively racist, but she still somehow seems like the most infuriating?

Queen Elizabeth II has a much firmer grasp of history, appropriateness, military sacrifice and compassion then every single member of this miserable grifter band.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

Not mine, but made me laugh.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.

Contemplate your hot dog while pondering the ultimate absurdity of life. It’s not a dog. It’s not especially hot. So weird.

Cisco is pretty easy to spot because he dyed his hair blonde.

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Yes. This is the first thing that’s made me smile in several months, and will probably be the last for several more.

Viva la France 🇫🇷

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

I kind of love that the site it is listed on is called “HotPad.”

If you haven’t watched the documentary about Anthony Weiner’s campaign that came out a couple of years ago, WATCH IT!

Some kids are smart.

Respect the office = I was just following orders.

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“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”